Dear Mr Rational
I know you’re a smart and reasonable guy
But I want to blow your brains out
Dear Mr Rational
You know how to crack the code
But you have no idea how to make me feel
Dear Mr Rational
You’re in control
But not of me
Dear Mr Rational
You get on well with everybody
But I want to get on well with myself
Dear Mr Rational
We can talk
But we will never dance
Dear Mr Rational
I’m thankful for your guidance and supervision
But I’ll let Mr Emotional take it from here
Now, step aside, please.